Silly Saturday

Something has been on my mind a lot lately.

Maybe it's the fact that we are pretty sure there are no more clones to be joining our alliance.

Or maybe I've finally realize that Tornado's name aptly fits him and his personality.

LOL

Five years ago, my name obsession was something very serious.  Being a SAHM with a disabled child allowed my mind to wander.  A lot.  It annoyed Indy but he let me have my fun.

And he gave it back in return.

I have flashed back several times to a blog post I made on MySpace back in January 2008.  (I know... MySpace?  What's that!?  Hahaha)  Now that I've finally managed to regain access to my accounts (gotta love forgetting passwords!), I think it's time to share the hilarity of our naming process BEFORE we ever even considered getting knocked up!!

Enjoy!  *smirk*

P.S.  I'm not posting ALL of the comments from that particular blog.  Just the ones that seem appropriate and hilarious.  *wink*


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Jan 7, 2008

Seeking serious opinions!

Current mood:curious

Lorn's family has a tradition of using the initials LM.  Of course, Lorn being the smart ass that he is suggested Lucius Malfoy as a name.  Luckily, his dad shot down Malfoy so I think I can get him away from it.  But Larry (Lorn's dad) really liked Lucius and suggested the nickname of Luke.  Sadly.... I'm starting to like Lucius a bit (simply because I can call him Luke... which I love... and he'll definitely know he's in trouble if he hears Lucius ).  But I'm having a difficult time with finding a middle name.  I want it to honor family (since that's MY tradition) but I also want a good, solid middle name.

Any suggestions?

What do you think of the few combos I've come up with?

Lucius Michael (but I really don't want to use Michael )
Lucius MonroeOthers that aren't family that I like:Lucius Monet (I've loved Monet for a while and why not get kids interested in literature AND art?   *hint*hint* Lorn )


replies (in order):

 Lorn 
Greetings, friends as neighbors!

I usually avoid posting in other peoples blogs, as I feel it's somewhat like scribbling in the margins of somebody elses diary.

However, this post in particular requested serious opinions, as being as I have a number of serious opinions myself, I feel uniquely qualified to post.

It is true that I am the third generation in my family to bear the initials "LMC".

1. My grandfather - Laverne Morris C***** (who goes by "Vern").

2. My father - Larry Melvin C*****.

3. Myself - Lorn Michael C*****

Looking at these distinguished monikers, I think we can all agree that the first two guys got screwed in at least ONE of their names.

As a child, I'll admit that I wasn't initially fond of "Lorn" - (rhymes with too many things), but over time I kind of liked being unique.

Going down this path, how could one not be fond of the noble Lucius?

LUCIUS

Gender: Masculine

Usage: Ancient Roman, English

Pronounced: LOO-shus (English), LOO-see-us (English) [key]
Roman praenomen, or given name, which was derived from Latin lux "light". Two Etruscan kings of early Rome had this name as well as several prominent later Romans, including Lucius Annaeus Seneca (known simply as Seneca), a famous statesman, philosopher, orator and tragedian. Also, three popes have borne this name.



See that? Derived from light! Borne by a statesman, philosopher, orator AND tragedian!

Also, THREE Popes! THREE of 'em! That's a lotta popes, no matter how you look at it.

Surely this is a name of kings!


This name could also serve as a form of protection for any young lad as well. I challenge you to picture the following scenario:


1 - EXT PLAYGROUND - DAY - KINDERGARTEN RECESS

Bully: Hey! LUUUU-ciuss! You haven't paid your milk tax this week!

Lucius Malfoy C*****: *muttering something under his breath about mudbloods*

Bully: What'd you say you little freak?!

Lucius Malfoy C*****: "I said that cretins like you should excercise more caution when choosing whom to pick on. Pursuing this course of action would be MOST unwise."

Bully: *a stunned expression on his face* You - huh?

Lucius Malfoy C*****: *tossing his fine white hair over his shoulder* "Quit drooling, you ignoramus. You're coating my cloak in spittle!"

Bully: "That does it! I'm going to smash your face in!"

Lucius Malfoy C*****: *drawing his wand from his ebony cane* "Cruci-"....

Bully: *running* TEACHER! MOMMY! HELP!!!!

Lucius Malfoy C*****: *sigh* "A pity."

FADE OUT


I rest my case.


Although I will admit - Monroe aint' bad.



Lorn

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  Sherri 
Ok so I wasn't anticipating that much of a response but ok.

First off... I highly doubt unless he's wearing a wig that his hair will be blond like that. We are both dark brunettes so highly unlikely. If anything he'll have Snape's black hair as that runs in my family. :P

Second.... yeah I could totally see our kid with your vocabulary. LOL

Third.... in this day and age, no child would be allowed to carry a cane with him so that's out.

Fourth... you laughed

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 Lorn 
A debate! Hurrah!


First - that depends on whether he has any genetic mutations. Being as both of of us would be considered non-wizards, it's likely that with his magical abilities would come other genetic mutations, such as fair hair.

Second - Anybody with the name Lucius could DWARF me in the vocabulary department.

Third - Obviously you're not familiar with the Imperius Curse! Let anyone DARE to try and steal LMCs cane! It'd be like somebody touching my hat

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  Sherri 
OMG!!!!!! You're a freaking dork!!!!!!! ROFLMAO


First..... ok... fair enough. LOL

Second..... I'm not so sure about that unless he's born reciting Shakesphere and passages from the dictionary.

Third.... oh dear lord I can't believe you went there. *rolls eyes*

Fourth.... no child of mine will be a Slytherin!

Fifth.... GET BACK TO WORK! :P


ROFLMAO

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 Lorn 

(Besides, I seriously doubt if I'd get away with Darth Vader C*****, or Jabba TheHutt C*****, so Lucius Malfoy C***** really isn't that bad)

Although "Indiana" also has a very nice ring.

Fifth - Yes Dear.



Lorn

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  Sherri 
I can't believe I'm saying this but I might allow Indiana as a middle name. Although it sounds weird with your last name no matter if it's a first or middle name. But MAYBE. (I'd probably let you use it way before Lucius if that makes a difference.)

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  Sherri 
Oh yes and you're right. No Darth Vader or Jabb the Hutt or anything like that.

Luke and Leia, yes absolutely! Han... maybe. Anything else... not likely.

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   Tracey
You are both nuts!!!! I love ya though...LOL

BUT.....NOT LUCIUS!!!!! I'm the eldest and I will kick Sherri's ass if she uses it. ;) Love ya honey...*grin*

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   Sherri  MY ASS??? Why mine?? He's the one that actually wants it! (I said I'm willing to compromise.)

Thanks Lorn! You got me in trouble with Tracey! :P

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 Lorn 
I did no such thing. YOU'RE the one who posted the blog!




Lorn

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   Sherri  I still blame you. :P

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Yes we are nerds.  And we are proud.

So Tracey.... you never did kick my ass.  Do you still hold true to your opinion on his name??  *SNORT*